Always Be Running With Scissors

First, I want to walk into a bar and drink it. And then I’m going to start a fight with five men and win. And then I’m going to make use of a truly staggering number of prostitutes. Some of whom I may have once been married to. Following which, I will by drugs. I will, in fact, show them a large pillowcase, and tell them to fill it with drugs. And I’m putting all of it on the goddamn expense account.

Mitchell Royce, Transmetropolitan


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